Nicki Minaj to host this year’s MTV EMAS on November 9, 2014.
*sees a dog*
me: holy shit
"ur social justince and morals don’t exist outside tumblr" like well yeah that’s the problem sweetheart
The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…
Girls don’t let anyone tell you loving yourself is vanity.
“You painted a naked woman because you enjoyed looking at her, put a mirror in her hand and you called the painting “Vanity,” thus morally condemning the woman whose nakedness you had depicted for you own pleasure.” ― John Berger, Ways of Seeing
Of your hands on me and my mouth on yours.
Very vivid dreams of not sleeping alone anymore.
When I met and shook hands with President Obama on Friday I introduced myself and said, “my name is Spencer Griffin and I work at collegehumor.com.” He said, “okay, so are you funny?” and I said confidently, “yeah, I’m funny.” And he said, “tell me something funny.” And I blanked. He laughed and said, “yeah, that’s what I thought.” I got roasted by the President of the United States.
BOY HE FLAMED YO ASS
"I just hope that the husbands don’t mistake me as one of the dark."
Remember that time that white lady traveled to Namibia, wanting to be dressed as a traditional Himba women, and they all laughed at her ol dumb ass? “The women’s howls of laughter are still ringing in my ears.” Pure comedy lmao.
She just doesn’t get it.
I AM IN TEARS.
lmfaoooooo this is perfect
Dis bitch lol
i can’t stand a ‘lemme get out the sun so i won’t get darker’ ass hoe.
I’m trying to get ALL the sun!
I’m just not trying to get skin cancer lol! I love the damn sun.
hat kind do you use? Because depending on the brand it could be mostly water
avfug I don’t even know at this point. I think the last one I used was banana boat. When I first moved to AZ. But ever since I was little, no matter how much you rub, spray, sunstick onto me, I still burn to the highest possible level.